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Cheaters
03.19.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Not to promote infidelity, but the NY Times has a piece today on the rarity of monogamy .
“Yet as biologists have discovered through the application of DNA paternity tests to the offspring of these bonded pairs, social monogamy is very rarely accompanied by sexual, or genetic, monogamy. Assay the kids in a given brood, whether [...]
penises
“I’d like to see some stats on the percentage of women that actually “go back” once they’ve “gone black”. I’m guessing the number’s higher than that damn poem would lead you to believe.”
03.12.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

I always took Stats Pass/Fail, so even if I had any figures on this question, I wouldn’t be able to interpret them. I don’t have any numbers on this particular question anyway, so as usual, I’ll just make something up. I’m going to guess you’re right, reader, but first, let’s analyze that saying. [...]
booze
“I just get drunk on every date. The rest is a blur. Is that normal?”
03.11.08 | Permalink | Comment?

The Girl: Sounds pretty good to me. Unless you’re looking for something fulfilling. Don’t get me wrong: getting drunk=good times, but, with the wisdom of age comes the weakening of the liver and kidneys and then the inability to drink with great frequency/in great quantities. This is when you find yourself up shit creek without [...]

Cheaters